Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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‘Sharknado’ Producers + Tara Reid Deny She’s Been Booted from the Sequel
SyFy's bad-on-purpose movie 'Sharknado' was a huge success for the network, pulling in a lot of buzz as the film blew up social media the night it aired. In fact, the flick was so successful that a sequel is already being planned -- but despite what you may have heard, Tara Reid has not already been excluded from it.
John Travolta Dances With Shirtless Men, Allegedly to Shill Booze [VIDEO]
After paying boatloads of cash to a male masseuse on whom he may or may not have let his fingers do the walking, John Travolta apparently decided his next best move would be to promote Brazilian booze by ambiguously dancing with shirtless men. Alrighty.
Also not helping matters? His refusal to shave whatever that thing is off his face. (That's a decision worse than 'Battlefield Earth.')
Ian Ziering Almost Said No to ‘Sharknado,’ Which Would Have Been a Total Travesty [VIDEO]
Ian Ziering -- former 'Beverly Hills, 90210' actor turned Chippendale dancer turned guy who jumped headfirst into a great white and then chainsawed his way out -- almost turned down the role in 'Sharknado' that added that last part to his resume.
Jason Sudeikis Confirms He’s Leaving ‘Saturday Night Live’ Too [VIDEO]
Joining the likes of Bill Hader, Fred Armisen and Seth Meyers, who've all ghosted from 'Saturday Night Live' this year, Jason Sudeikis says he won't be returning to the long-running sketch comedy show either.
Although his announcement didn't come with as much fanfare as some of the others.
Today in Amanda Bynes: No Charges for the Driveway Fire, a History of Mental Illness, and Parents Who Are Stepping In
Amanda Bynes may currently be on a 5150 psychiatric hold so doctors can figure out just what's going on in her brain, but the good news is she won't face criminal charges for lighting a stranger's driveway on fire.
Hey, even small victories count.
Alec Baldwin Returns to Twitter + Has Big Hashtag Plans For His Tombstone
Rejoice, citizens! After deleting his Twitter account in a fit of rage last month, Alec Baldwin is back.
But don't expect another rant. From what we can tell, he's just been using it to retweet jokes about Anthony Weiner's press conference on National Hot Dog day.
The Royal Baby Finally Has a Name
Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis.
So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.
Amanda Bynes Could Be Schizophrenic + Her Parents Are Seeking Conservatorship
Amanda Bynes was placed under an involuntary 5150 psychiatric hold after setting fire to a stranger's driveway in Los Angeles on Monday night (July 22) -- and now that doctors have had time to take a look at her, they've decided she may need serious help.
Ya think?
Bruce Willis Gave a Super Awkward Interview That Made Everyone Cringe [VIDEO]
Bruce Willis recently went on a London radio station to talk about his new action-movie 'RED 2,' but things didn't turn out quite so well. In fact, his interviewer later called it "the most awkward interview ever" because the 58-year-old actor couldn't seem to remember that he was there for, well, an interview.
Kirstie Alley + John Travolta to Reunite on Her New Show ‘Kirstie’
Someone thought it would be a good idea to give Kirstie Alley yet another show -- super-creatively named 'Kirstie' -- but hey, at least it'll feature John Travolta as a guest star.
Let's just hope this reunion is better than the one he did with Olivia Newton-John. (The horror. The holiday horror.)