Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Brad Pitt Is Jealous That the Media Thinks Matt Damon Is a Total Bore
In things you never thought you'd hear, Brad Pitt is jealous of Matt Damon. And no, it has nothing to do with Damon's Oscar-winning turn as a screenwriter. Instead, Brad is jealous that Matt is famous, but not so famous that he can't walk places without being mobbed by paparazzi.
And to that we say, this is what happens when you shack up with Angelina Jolie and adopt the world together.
Someone Wrote ‘I Love Rob’ on Kristen Stewart’s Dirty Truck [VIDEO]
Kristen Stewart arrived at her dirty pick-up truck on Monday, July 8, only to find a message written in the dust and grime on her car.
That message? "I <3 Rob" -- clearly a dig about her former 'Twilight' co-star and current ex-boyfriend Robert Pattinson. Yikes.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former sports star was trying to answer questions about his never-ending divorce when he asked for the clarification, "When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?"
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This occasional British boy band member had no sympathy for the victims of 9/11 because, hey, animals are dying. He once ranted, "This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a f--- about New York when elephants are being killed."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
When asked about then-presidential candidate Barack Obama, this rapper didn't believe that was his real name. As he ranted, "That ain’t no f—ing name, yo ... You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f— outta here."
A Good Samaritan Returned Steve Martin’s Lost Wallet, Because Wouldn’t You?
Actor Steve Martin was biking in Wilkes-Barre, Penn. on Tuesday (July 2) when he lost his wallet -- but in a strange turn of events, it was returned with Steve's driver's license and credit cards intact.
Yes, we may have very well fallen into the Twilight Zone, a dimension where people do good things simply because they're good people.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Stop us if you've heard this one. An uber-conservative political pundit pretty much thinks that in order to bring peace to the world, "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."
Alicia Silverstone Wants Your Breast Milk
Eco-warrior Alicia Silverstone is at it again, but this time it's not to tout ecologically safe vibrators that run on love and patchouli or to feed her son like a baby bird -- but rather to organize a breast milk swap between mothers.
Sorry, were you eating? Our bad.
Pink’s New Music Video ‘True Love’ Features Her Family + Is Basically Adorable [VIDEO]
Pink's new song, 'True Love,' has quirky cute lyrics and a video to match, starring her husband Carey Hart and their cherubic daughter Willow. And it's all kinds of adorbz.
Robert Pattinson Is Supposedly Dating Kristen Stewart’s ‘Runaways’ Co-Star Riley Keough Now
In hard-to-believe news that has yet to be truly verified, Robert Pattinson is allegedly dating actress Riley Keough, who starred alongside his ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart in the film 'The Runaways.'
Notice we said "allegedly."