Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
When asked the third grade question, "Budapest is the capital of what European country?" this former 'American Idol' contestant replied with the painful, "I thought Europe was a country?"
Kate Winslet + Ned Rocknroll Expecting Their First Baby Together
Sorry, Jennifer Love Hewitt. You may have just announced your pregnancy a few hours ago, but it's already old news -- because Kate Winslet says she's expecting her third child, the first with her awesomely-named new hubby Ned Rocknroll.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This retired sports star once sweet-talked ladies everywhere by complaining, "Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking and having sex."
Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Pregnant
Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is in the family way -- that's "pregnant" for those of you who don't like cutesy idioms -- with her boyfriend and co-star, actor Brian Hallisay.
Michael Douglas Backpedals on Those ‘Oral Sex Caused My Throat Cancer’ Comments
After he had tongues wagging (yeah, we went there) about his belief that he got throat cancer from being a real giver, Michael Douglas and his reps are crying "out of context!"
Cyndi Lauper Gets a Star-Studded Tribute for 30th Anniversary of ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ [VIDEO]
To celebrate the 30th anniversary of her hit song 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,' the cast of Cyndi Lauper's Tony-nominated musical 'Kinky Boots' arranged a musical tribute, complete with a whole bunch of famous faces lip-syncing to the '80s classic.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Being a supermodel is tough work. This one once explained of her so-called craft, "In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it's not like a blank stare."
Michael Douglas Says Oral Sex Can Both Cause and Cure Throat Cancer
Back in 2010, Michael Douglas was diagnosed with Stage 4 throat cancer, and while most people thought it was due to a longtime cocktail of cigarettes and booze, Douglas is now going on the record saying it was actually caused by the sexually-transmitted disease HPV, which he contracted during some marathon rounds of administering oral sex.
He's a real giver, that one.
Channing Tatum + Jenna Dewan Welcome Their First Child [UPDATED]
Sexiest man alive honoree Channing Tatum has officially attained DILF status: He and wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum are now parentals.
Congrats, new baby! You've hit the genetic lottery.
Heidi Klum Being Flashed by Topless Protesters Wasn’t Even the Weirdest Part of the ‘Germany’s Next Top Model’ Finale [PHOTOS]
Last night's finale of the eighth season of 'Germany's Next Top Model' was not your typical affair, unless host and executive producer Heidi Klum is used to making out with robots and being flashed by topless protesters with words scrawled on their torsos.
Since we don't speak German, we just pieced the show together for you with photographic evidence and contextual clues.