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Sofia Vergara Is Freezing Her Genetically-Perfect Eggs for Future Use
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Over easy? No? Okay, how about frozen?
Seems that's how Sofia Vergara likes hers, because she's the latest celebrity to announce she wants to ensure her oven is ready for bun-making -- whenever she decides to knead the dough. So to speak.
Jay Leno Molts His Nice Guy Image, Ironically Calls NBC Execs ‘Snakes’
With age comes wisdom and, sometimes, just not caring anymore. A good example is talk show veteran Jay Leno, who dropped subtlety during his opening monologue on Monday, March 18.
Critics and Nutritionists Really Don’t Like Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Cookbook
If Gwyneth Paltrow can't take the heat, maybe she better get outta the kitchen. Literally.
The 'Iron Man' actress penned a gluten and sugar-free cookbook entitled 'It's All Good,' but the critics seem to disagree.
Julianne Hough Left $100,000 In Jewelry In Her Car. It, Uh, Isn’t There Anymore.
'Safe Haven' actress Julianne Hough and media mogul Ryan Seacrest have been an item for some time now, so it only makes sense that he'd give her some fancy jewelry. What doesn't make sense is that she'd leave it in her car like it's a rolling Tiffany display case.
But that's what she did. And now? Well, now someone else has some shiny new baubles.
What Dennis Rodman Hath Wrought: Steven Seagal Meets With Russia’s Vladimir Putin
Direct-to-DVD superstar Steven Seagal hung out with Russian President Vladimir Putin this week in a bid to promote a new martial arts school in Moscow and encourage physical fitness.
Sure, why not.
Olivia Wilde Reads Hateful Tweets from Justin Bieber Fans on ‘Leno’ [VIDEO]
It wasn't long ago that Olivia Wilde, caring person that she is, used Twitter to offer some advice to young Justin Bieber, who recently walked around London sans shirt like a tiny Canadian Matthew McConaughey.
Afterwards, she took a whole lotta heat from the world's Beliebers -- and on Tuesday, March 12, she hilariously told Jay Leno all about it.
Ed Asner Rushed to the Hospital During Live Performance
Veteran actor Ed Asner, 83, was rushed to a hospital on Tuesday after he struggled with lines during a performance of his one-man show 'FDR' in Gary, Ind.
Selena Gomez Sings Britney Spears at SXSW – And Britney Responds [VIDEO]
During Selena Gomez's appearance at SXSW yesterday (March 11) to promote the upcoming film 'Spring Breakers,' she and her castmates broke into an impromptu performance of '...Baby One More Time.'
A performance, we should say, that was buzzworthy enough to get even Britney Spears' attention.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Shown the Door on ‘The View,’ While Joy Behar Escorts Herself Out
'The View' couch got a little lighter this week after the announcement that Elisabeth Hasselbeck and veteran Joy Behar would both be leaving the show -- but for very different reasons.