You have something to say, you just not sure what? We have compiled a few Tweets that you can fire off today to start lots of chatter!

It happens; you've spent a whole week's energy on Monday and don't have the brain power to think of a single tweet. No worries, we've done that for you!

Come to West Texas, they said. It NEVER rains here, they said! (Tweet This)

How come when you tell somebody, "I had cake," they don't ask, "Did you eat it, too?"  (Tweet This)

You can't always get what you want.  Unless you want the flu...or lice.  (Tweet This)

If you actually paid an arm and a leg for something, how would you get it home?  (Tweet This)

Congrats to Kim and Kanye on their new baby.  And to E! on their new spin-off.  (Tweet This)

If "Game of Thrones" was an actual board game, I would've lost the Peter Dinklage game piece beneath the sofa by now.  (Tweet This)

You can no longer access YouTube with a 1st generation iPad.  So if any parties are coming up, looks like I have a fancy new cheese platter.  (Tweet This)

Ice is always willing to do water a solid.  Thank you, good night.  (Tweet This)

In general, I only talk in specifics.  (Tweet This)

I hope the "Entourage" movie ends with a crossover scene set at a "Game of Thrones" wedding.  (Tweet This)

I wonder if Bruce Jenner will inspire Justin Bieber to transition into a male.  (Tweet This)

I couldn't do what Bruce Jenner is doing. I have trouble changing planes.  (Tweet This)

I love June. The month, not Mama.  (Tweet This)

Enjoy!

 

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