When the powers-that-be asked me to start writing blogs, I knew that this day would come. After writing about Mummers, game shows, theatre, and Denton, I knew there would come a day where I would have to write a blog about the form of entertainment that has been a part of my life for over 25 years. This blog may incite mockery, disdain, or head shaking. That doesn't matter. It's time for me to come clean.