10 Terrible Father’s Day Gifts
We’re not telling you what to get Dad for Father’s Day, but we are suggesting thing NOT to get.
Avoid the following: Socks, underwear, ties.
It may bet the traditional gift fo Father’s Day, but kids, we really don’t want another tie. We have a closet full, some from the 80’s that we don’t have the heart to throw away because it’s from one of the kids.
Here are some other things to avoid this Father’s Day.
Because you want your dad to smell like beer just in case he gets pulled over by the cops on the way to your house.
Ceramic Boot Full of Cactii
Perfect! For no one!
Getting us underwear suggests to us that we are unclean, and besides, why have you been looking at our underwear anyway?
It's a good thing everyone totally loves to talk about how bald they are, otherwise these would be the worst gift ever!!
World's Greatest Anything
Why, you're such a great dad that I bought you this mug from the gas station when I realized you wouldn't be understanding at all that I forgot to get you a gift.
Nose Hair Trimmer
Congratulations -- there is no way Dad is going to pay for you to go to art school now.
"Awesome! This is perfect for when I go to the NEVER. I WILL NEVER WEAR THIS."
Chainsaw and a Case of Beer
Just a horrible combination. Why would you even consider that?
Amanda Bynes-Style Tweet
In general, try not to do anything Amanda Bynes has done.